Eco-friendly Parent T-Shirts

Wow! Look at these cool shower presents. Nature's Baby Boutique. 100% natural baby soaps, changing pads, bottle holders, safety gates and classical music tapes. Plus stroller, crib and swaddling blankets. Without all this stuff � How could you ever have a natural baby?

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"We'll always have Paris..."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"Not to mention the park view."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Woo-hoo!"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019