Eco-friendly Families T-Shirts

"This bath obsession you have is doing nothing to reduce our carbon footprint."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We'll always have Paris..."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Steamed vegetables."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Global Warmer 2000.

'I blame global warming!'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Touring Cyclist

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Just Stop Boil

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Earth stove

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'