Eco-friendly Pet Owner T-Shirts

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Global Warmer 2000.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Touring Cyclist

'I blame global warming!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Just Stop Boil

No littering...

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Earth stove

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Environment Friendly House.