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Rubbish washing up on Arctic shore

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Tree Funeral

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"It's not easy being green…"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

SOS of Garbage

Tree funeral.

Desk of an urban farm manager

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

Food Pyramid.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'All our food is locally sourced.'

The Easter Bilby

The oil crisis.

No toxic waste in my backyard!

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Look, a cloud from when the climate still worked properly'