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Problems facing Church of England in UK.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

The joy of sects.

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

Airports.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

SOE (South Of Earth)

Surfing alien.

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Arrow Church

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

Yahweh/Your Way

Catholic-Protestant Debates....

The wedding.

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

Heavenly Ships

Office Rage.

"Ascend, Collins."

'Location, location, location.'

Daniel O'Connell

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."