Eccentric Gift Lover Gifts

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

High speed cinder block

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

CEO.

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

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'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Ball Pool Peril

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

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'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

Beware of Everything