Eccentric Foodie Pillows

"I'll have the weirdo's lunch."

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

'We're planning an organic barbecue- what have you got that goes with road-kill?'

Sir Winston Churchill

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'Hey, honey bun!'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

The Hooligan.

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

Octopi a la mode.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Roadkill Restaurant

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."