Eccentric Foodie Mugs

"I'll have the weirdo's lunch."

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

'We're planning an organic barbecue- what have you got that goes with road-kill?'

Sir Winston Churchill

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'Hey, honey bun!'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

The Hooligan.

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Roadkill Restaurant

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Stand back - while I whip something up

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Salvador Deli