Eccentric Lifestyle Enthusiast Mugs

Honey Have You Met The New Neighbors Yet?

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

The Hooligan.

Elton John

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"You there - shoo!"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

You are what you collect.

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

"Roger picked up an interesting object on one of the islands we passed through..."

"She was a good turtle."