Eccentric Lifestyle Enthusiast Prints

Honey Have You Met The New Neighbors Yet?

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

The Hooligan.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"You there - shoo!"

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

You are what you collect.

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"Roger picked up an interesting object on one of the islands we passed through..."

"She was a good turtle."

Mosey sign on crossing.