Eccentric Hobbyist Prints

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

The Stand-about society.

You are what you collect.

'I enjoy macrame, dissecting small rodents.' The dog's reply - 'I wish I wasn't this man's best friend.'

"It beats having a goldfish!"

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"You there - shoo!"

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Llama training

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Come at me, Bro!"