Eccentric Hobbyist Prints

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

The Stand-about society.

You are what you collect.

'I enjoy macrame, dissecting small rodents.' The dog's reply - 'I wish I wasn't this man's best friend.'

"It beats having a goldfish!"

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Fishing for Birds

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"You there - shoo!"

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Llama training

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

You too can juggle.

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'