Eccentric Activity Lover Prints

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Imagine

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"Who are These People?"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

The Hooligan.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"You there - shoo!"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Flatware Follies.

'To hell with the rules.'

"Come at me, Bro!"

Man talking to a tree.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

The Water Diviner

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'