Eccentric Eater T-Shirts

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Imagine

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Who are These People?"

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Flatware Follies.

'To hell with the rules.'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Man talking to a tree.

"Come at me, Bro!"

Cafe Philosophique

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"New York is a place of free spirits."