Eccentric Car Owner T-Shirts

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Seagiraffes

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Parts of an automobile

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

The Haroplane

"Come at me, Bro!"

Lighting a Pipe

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"It runs on helium."

You are what you collect.

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

Have you installed the heater?

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

'Not my idea of an open top car'

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'