Eccentric Boater Prints

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Imagine

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Open House of Horrors

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'Don't you ever knock?'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"Who are These People?"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"You there - shoo!"

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

'To hell with the rules.'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Man talking to a tree.

"Come at me, Bro!"

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.