Eating Donuts Gifts

"Everybody gets a doughnut in lieu of everything they ever wanted."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Dog Day Afternoon

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Bear at a vending machine

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Where cronuts come from.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Doughnut Criminals

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"You complete me."