Donuts Gifts

Eating in Heaven.

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

'I don't think the chief would approve of us ordering donuts from the parking lot like this.'

'Contrary to popular belief, none of our glove compartments carry a spare donut.'

'You're being promoted to vice prez of personal energy management! You'll be the guy who goes out for coffee and donuts!'

Christmas Donut

Donut Free Zone: 'Signs designed to keep cops off our turf!'

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

Donut Eating Contest

'I got it last Christmas. You know, most people aren't aware Chia Pet makes a hair replacement system.'

'I didn't bring a resume.. I brought coffee and donuts!'

'It's a donut, I'm telling you. Go on, take a bite.'

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

"Very Early in The Investigation"

Mr. Mycroft, the coffee and donuts have arrived.

"Backstabbing is one thing. Eating all the sprinkled donuts is another."

Randy;s Man-Lesson: "What you don't know, can't hurt you!"

Yeah, I never get used to that part.

I tripped just now over by your bathroom. If I took this to court, I could get six figures. But I'll settle out of court for a lifetime supply of free coffee and donuts. We just had a huge earthquake. If you fell, it was probably because of that. You guys failed to think ahead and put in bouncy floors. Get out.

Fresh Donuts. The doctor suggested you eat "whole" wheat, not "hole" wheat!

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

Shangri-blah

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Bear at a vending machine

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

Where cronuts come from.