Donuts Prints

Eating in Heaven.

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

'I don't think the chief would approve of us ordering donuts from the parking lot like this.'

'Contrary to popular belief, none of our glove compartments carry a spare donut.'

'You're being promoted to vice prez of personal energy management! You'll be the guy who goes out for coffee and donuts!'

Christmas Donut

Donut Free Zone: 'Signs designed to keep cops off our turf!'

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

Donut Eating Contest

'I got it last Christmas. You know, most people aren't aware Chia Pet makes a hair replacement system.'

'I didn't bring a resume.. I brought coffee and donuts!'

'It's a donut, I'm telling you. Go on, take a bite.'

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

"Very Early in The Investigation"

Mr. Mycroft, the coffee and donuts have arrived.

"Backstabbing is one thing. Eating all the sprinkled donuts is another."

Randy;s Man-Lesson: "What you don't know, can't hurt you!"

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

Shangri-blah

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Bear at a vending machine

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."