Eating Donuts Prints

"Everybody gets a doughnut in lieu of everything they ever wanted."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Dog Day Afternoon

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Bear at a vending machine

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"You complete me."

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Doughnut Criminals

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'