Earthquake Buff Pillows

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Apocalypse Research Center

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Hysterically laughing monster.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

Geekasaurus.

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

Albert Einstein

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Flute-a-licious.

Physics toy.

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"What asteroid?"

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"It's a plant based solution."