Earth History Fanatic Pillows

"... and then within a few hundred years nature reclaimed the Earth, erasing most evidence they ever existed. Any questions?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Southwark Fair.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Trump secret police

Paul Ree

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

The Other Cooperstown

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Pearly King and Queen