Earth History Fanatic Mugs

"... and then within a few hundred years nature reclaimed the Earth, erasing most evidence they ever existed. Any questions?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Have you been playing dice?"

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

That's What Happens

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Trump secret police

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'