Earphones Pillows

Ear Bud Hijacking

At the rock concert...

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

Election Cancelling Headphones

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

The herd of hearing.

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Music Collector.

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

"I lie awake at night in fear that one day she'll get drunk, and we'll never see each other agian."

"Soon, hunting won't need any skill at all: most of the prey are always listening to loud music through headphones..."

'No thanks.'

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.