Earphones Pillows

Ear Bud Hijacking

At the rock concert...

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Listening to Coldplay.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

The herd of hearing.

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Music Collector.

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

'No thanks.'

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

"Soon, hunting won't need any skill at all: most of the prey are always listening to loud music through headphones..."

"I lie awake at night in fear that one day she'll get drunk, and we'll never see each other agian."