Early Vacationing Gifts

'We like to go on holiday early in the season...when the sheets are still clean.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

My First Camera

"First class, or with children?"

Holiday time.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He lives for his holidays.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Build a Raft

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Marshmallows

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Are we there yet?'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Young Picasso at the Beach

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'