Early Vacationing Gifts

'We like to go on holiday early in the season...when the sheets are still clean.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

My First Camera

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

Holiday time.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'What zip code are we in now?'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Build a Raft

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Marshmallows

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Are we there yet?'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'How very Cumbria.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."