Early Riser With A Side Of Sunshine Pillows

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Dogs life

French Early Bird

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"It's time to wake up!"

Sunrise and Sunset

Rating the Sunset

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

Rooster

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."