Watching Sunrise Pillows

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Bird Tweet.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Have you got your make up on yet?

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

French Early Bird

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Waking Up With Rooster.

Rating the Sunset

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"It's time to wake up!"

Sunrise and Sunset

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

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