Watching Sunrise Gifts

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Rapunzel in the Morning

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

French Early Bird

Have you got your make up on yet?

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Rating the Sunset

Sunrise and Sunset

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"It's time to wake up!"

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning