Early Learning Expert Mugs

"He's attained a Level 5 in potty work, but failed to spell 'diarrhoea' correctly."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Interior design trends for parents....

Pool attached to child's bed.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Today we learned to count to one.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

First Word

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Early Learning Today

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."