Early Learning Expert T-Shirts

"He's attained a Level 5 in potty work, but failed to spell 'diarrhoea' correctly."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Interior design trends for parents....

Pool attached to child's bed.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Today we learned to count to one.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

First Word

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Early Learning Today

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

Happy Tots Day Care.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

My child is a genius.

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'