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John Adams

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"You're on a what?!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

John F. Kennedy

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"Plagiarist!"

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"Too much club."

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'Honey! I'm cave!' (a caveman arrives home)

Lincoln on corporations.

Saint Patrick

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"Do they look tired to you?"

Otto von Bismarck

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Alabama Claims - Sir John Bull Falstaff Analogy

Abraham Lincoln

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

William Shakespeare

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Can I borrow a pen?"

Barack Obama

Iron clad sailors

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"