Early America Fanatic Pillows

John Adams

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"You're on a what?!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

John F. Kennedy

"Plagiarist!"

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Too much club."

'Honey! I'm cave!' (a caveman arrives home)

Lincoln on corporations.

Saint Patrick

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Otto von Bismarck

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

Alabama Claims - Sir John Bull Falstaff Analogy

Abraham Lincoln

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

William Shakespeare

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"Can I borrow a pen?"

Iron clad sailors

Barack Obama

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"