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'Yes, I invented the wheel, but it never took me anywhere.'

"I'd really like to retire and spend more time gathering."

The first car accident.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

Early cave painters

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'The first cocktail.'