Eagles Pillows

Mitt Romney's 2016 Look At Me Tour!

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

Paralegal eagle.

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

I am billing, therefore I am.

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Abortion Debates in the US

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

'Talk to my lawyer.'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

'Don't worry, I haven't sued any patients. I got the J.D. as a deterrent to lawsuits!'

Dog defendant and cat jury - The Rigged Jury

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Play It Safe

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department