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Mitt Romney's 2016 Look At Me Tour!

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Paralegal eagle.

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

I am billing, therefore I am.

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

A bald eagle approaches middle age

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Talk to my lawyer.'

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

'Don't worry, I haven't sued any patients. I got the J.D. as a deterrent to lawsuits!'

Dog defendant and cat jury - The Rigged Jury

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

Innocent bystanders are real tough to convict: 'You saw it happen, why didn't you do anything?'