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"This summer, to get ahead of schedule, I read 'The Aguero Sisters' by Cristina Garcia."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"To be or not to be."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Fear of news.

The Book Lover

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"At least she's reading."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

The Book Club

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

Parental Role Model

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Stonehenge Books

Casual skydiving.

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

The Voracious Reader's Guide to Binge Watching

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

Book Shop

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

School boy

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

'I read your last book. . . at least I hope it was your last book.'

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

'Meet the author's blog.'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab