Anxious Reader T-Shirts

Celebrate the love for books with our witty t-shirts designed for anxious readers. Comfortable, humorous, and perfect for lounging with a favorite story or running errands in style.

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Fear of news.

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"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines." mockup

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?' mockup

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

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'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!' mockup

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

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"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..." mockup

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

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'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.' mockup

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

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'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

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Man reading in lamp

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"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!" mockup

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

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Agoraphobic Explorer

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"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?" mockup

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

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'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?' mockup

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

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"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track." mockup

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

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The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate mockup

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

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"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me." mockup

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

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'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .' mockup

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

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"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

"Did we switch everything off before we left?" mockup

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

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Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'. mockup

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

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Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen. mockup

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

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'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?' mockup

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

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"Is that Baldo's 'scary Halloween' face?"

"Is that Baldo's 'scary Halloween' face?" mockup

"Is that Baldo's 'scary Halloween' face?"

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"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?"

"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?" mockup

"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?"

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Fear of frying.

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Someone is always trying to force me to have more fun in my life phobia: 'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

Someone is always trying to force me to have more fun in my life phobia: 'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

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"Anyway, all you'll need to worry about soon is which direction the wind is blowing."

"Anyway, all you'll need to worry about soon is which direction the wind is blowing." mockup

"Anyway, all you'll need to worry about soon is which direction the wind is blowing."

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'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!'

'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!' mockup

'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!'

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'You need to go for a walk, but they can't find your leash! You start to panic...'

'You need to go for a walk, but they can't find your leash! You start to panic...' mockup

'You need to go for a walk, but they can't find your leash! You start to panic...'

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"By your powers combined, I am going outside."

"By your powers combined, I am going outside." mockup

"By your powers combined, I am going outside."

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A family hides from the TV news.

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"Strike three, strike three! Please, God, strike three!"

"Strike three, strike three! Please, God, strike three!" mockup

"Strike three, strike three! Please, God, strike three!"

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"Don't worry, in the case of an accident the pilot is the first on the scene."

"Don't worry, in the case of an accident the pilot is the first on the scene." mockup

"Don't worry, in the case of an accident the pilot is the first on the scene."

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Man runs from self-help book called 'Feel the Fear and Run Away.'

Man runs from self-help book called 'Feel the Fear and Run Away.' mockup

Man runs from self-help book called 'Feel the Fear and Run Away.'

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"This retail therapy isn't working for me."

"This retail therapy isn't working for me." mockup

"This retail therapy isn't working for me."

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Anxious Reader T-Shirts Collection

Anxious Reader Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for anxious readers. Find witty, comforting designs that make every coffee break a moment of calm.

Anxious Reader Pillows

Add humor and coziness to their space with our pillows designed for book lovers who appreciate a gentle laugh and a cozy spot to read.

Anxious Reader Prints

Brighten their reading corner with art prints that capture the humorous and heartfelt side of anxious reading lovers. A perfect gift for their sanctuary.