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"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

"To be or not to be."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

The Book Lover

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Idle parts

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Sex Section in the Library

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

The Curious George pop-down book

The Farmer Sutra.

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Stephen King

Maybe the kids shouldn't watch the evening news.

The Voracious Reader's Guide to Binge Watching

Man reading in lamp

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

'I read your last book. . . at least I hope it was your last book.'

"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."