Dystopia Navigator Mugs

Leaving Utopia: Midtopia - Dystopia

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Post Post

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

Bureaucratic Hell

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Man holds sign: The End Is Near - Nearer Than Yesterday.

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

"Believe me, the e-check is in the e-mail."

"I think 'Big Brother' is going a little too far!"

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

Post future today

Big Brother 1948-1984

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "