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Leaving Utopia: Midtopia - Dystopia

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Welcome to the future"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Budgetmageddon

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

Robo Sapiens

Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Minority Report Is Real

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Post Post

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

Bureaucratic Hell

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Man holds sign: The End Is Near - Nearer Than Yesterday.

The Handmaid's Tale, Spun

"....aaand here, where you stipulate: "Yes, goddammit, Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ I just want this to be over.'"

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

"I think 'Big Brother' is going a little too far!"

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

We, Robots

Big Brother 1948-1984