Dynasty Dramatist Pillows

'This dynasty will never last.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

The Modern Godot

Eugene Ionesco

James Barrie.

John Masefield.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Henrik Ibsen

Euripides

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Modern Day Hamlet.

To Be/Not To Be

Ben Jonson

Robert Browning.

The Cherry Orchard - Pick Your Own

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'