Dynasty Dramatist Prints

'This dynasty will never last.'

Southwark Fair.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Comedy and tragedy masks

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

James Barrie.

John Masefield.

Samuel Beckett

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Eugene Ionesco

The Modern Godot

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Oscar Wilde

Henrik Ibsen

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

To Be/Not To Be

Euripides

Modern Day Hamlet.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

Robert Browning.

Ben Jonson

The Cherry Orchard - Pick Your Own

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'