Dynasty Debater Pillows

'If the election were being held today, would you vote for a Kennedy or a Clinton?'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Verbal Orders

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

John Newman

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

"I stand corrected..."

Religion, This End Up

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Adios "Mexico"!

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

"Says WHO?"

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

Blair's Apology