Dynasty Debater Mugs

'If the election were being held today, would you vote for a Kennedy or a Clinton?'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

Verbal Orders

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

John Newman

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

"I stand corrected..."

Bush vs. America

Religion, This End Up

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

Adios "Mexico"!

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"But I don't want my constituents to vote for the most qualified candidate! I want them to vote for me!"

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

"Says WHO?"

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

Blair's Apology