Doctrine Debater Mugs

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

"So how flexible are the ten commandments - are they set in stone or what?"

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"Sins to you, traditions to me."

'He's a predestinarian.'

The Monroe Doctrine

John Newman

"It's important to remember my son; without evil, we would all be out of a job."

"So ... is the Pope Catholic?"

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Now that's a win."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

Changing Minds

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'