Loyalty Debater Pillows

'Our new Lebron James 'exchange-traded fund' is very popular here in Miami -- although not in Cleveland.'

Others will fight for you

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Plant Parenthood...

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Memory Content is King

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Foreign policy

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

'Human clinical trials start in six months. Sooner if we run out of mice.'