Historical Dramatist Pillows

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Southwark Fair.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Comedy and tragedy masks

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

A man taking a bow

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

Tristan Und Isolde

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Blue Dress

John Masefield.

"Impartiality becomes you."

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

The Modern Godot

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

Eugene Ionesco

James Barrie.

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Henrik Ibsen

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury