Dynamite Debunker Pillows

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Donald Trump

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Arrogant junior barrister

Rumours Online

Got Rationality?

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

Jeremy Corbyn

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

Grexit

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

"I mean why don't we have a men's month!"

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"Surely the realize that ethics laws just put us on the slippery slope of legislating morality."

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'