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'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

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'Don't forget your thermos.'

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

Fisherman catches a mine.

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

"They don't trust each other to share research."

"Right or wrong he just bugs the shit out of me."

Football fans

'Hon, I set all of your clocks an hour forward for daylight savings time.'

"He just sits there and stares at us. I don't know if he wants to be friends, or he's just taunting us. It tortures me not knowing."

I know it says 'All you can eat', but that only applies to what's on the menu!

'Naughty or nice? My lawyer will answer that.'

Suddenly the bar went silent. Somebody coughed.

The Euro as dinosaur skeleton: soon to be extinct?

Passing Emotions

Monday morning, and Stalin could feel a new purge coming on...

"Are forever stamps ok?"

"The good news is that we probably don't need to go to work tomorrow!"

"I care only for the welfare of the people I represent - I will not take money from greedy fat cats and I will never distort information about my opponent..."

Leadership Camp bus followed by Followers Camp

'Okay, be that way. But you're out of the group insurance plan!'

"Now calm down...there's no need to overreact."

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'Hoping they would always work well together, we named them Shift, Control and Alternate.'

Putin-dictator.