Dynamic Duo In Therapy Gifts

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Dancing

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'I understand your reluctance to speak but your marriage is in a rut and your wife needs your input.'

'Are you still mad at me for calling you a creep in my letter to 'Dear Abby'?'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

How about swapping wives for the day?

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

Cell Partners

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

"I'm afraid we've lost that loving feeling."

Dance Partners

Sadojazzachists

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'

'Access ME.'

Batmansplaining.

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

'Hi honey I'm Home.'