Dylan Devotee Pillows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

'Do you have a cold, or are you just immitaiting Dylan singing?'

Bob Dylan

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Great Chinese Dynasties

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Modern Major General

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Thomas Hardy

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Shakespeare Street

"I'll never forget you."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Starvation Watching

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."