"Well you won't be nicking all the duvet tonight."
Duvet Hog Gifts
If you know a duvet hog who cherishes every cozy moment, our collection offers humorous and heartfelt gifts that celebrate their love for comfort. From witty mugs to plush pillows, find something that makes their lazy days even better. Perfect for those who indulge in long naps and cherish their bedding.
"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"
'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?
"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"
'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'
'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'
"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"
Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.
'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'
"Tonight the covers stay on my side."
'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'
"USA map"
Bedtime Real Estate Distribution (for dog owners)
Beditation: "I am at one with the duvet."
"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."
"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"
A sleeping couple
Olympic Duvet Grabbing.
"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."
Selfish man stealing the duvet.
"Quit hogging the covers!"
Car Dog-Doors.
Woman threatens husband with gun in bed. He says: 'You've gone too far with this stealing the duvet habit.'
A good boss is quick to spot an employee who is working within their comfort zone.
Beware Of The Hog...
"My wife! Lying curled in the bed!"
A man watching television sees that the Apathy channel has been canceled due to a lack of interest.
'I've heard of couples arguing over the bedclothes before, but for them to call the police is ridiculous!'
'Sorry Ma'am, but stealing the duvet is not actually a criminal offense.'
'Doesn't he ever wash these things?'
Duvet Hog Gifts Collection
Duvet Hog Mugs
Find more humorous and cozy mugs perfect for the duvet hog's favorite beverage rituals.
Duvet Hog Pillows
Discover soft, humorous pillows designed for duvet hogs who love to sink into comfort.
Duvet Hog Prints
Decorate their space with amusing prints that highlight their cozy lifestyle with style and humor.
Duvet Hog T-Shirts
Explore our fun collection of t-shirts that celebrate comfort and lazy days with a witty twist.